Leo the Lion – Tuesday ride commentary : Team Aggress!

Leo the Lion – Tuesday ride commentary

TT’s are the gordian knot of this sport.  If I go out hard, I’m basically walking at the end.  I literally have no idea.  At this point I’m embarrassed to put on my aero helmet, skinsuit, and disk.  I should just ride a trike.  HELP!!

As for Tuesday, awesome ride as always.  I collapsed on Gates, but the sprint was fun.  It was myself, Monster Mike and Jake the Snake, who had apparently applied his anti-wheelsucking cologne with Don’s paint sprayer.  I could not breath.  It was ridiculous as he yelled at me to grab his wheel on the downhill after I dragged his sorry ass to the top.  I could barely hear him over my own wretching.  Anyway, we worked really hard and dropped the skinny guy in the strange kit who climbs like a cabroni.  I attacked those two chumps at the flats, but they went by me at the end and Monster destroyed Snake in a super smack down.


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    Aggress is a Tucson-based statewide / regional cycling team formed in January, 2004.
    As a developmental team for both road and mountain bike racing, Aggress continues to actively – yet carefully – recruit according to a philosophy that emphasizes teamwork in both training and racing tactics.
    Our focus is to race as a team, utilizing team tactics to get our man the win. We ride in support of our designated racer, with each member in turn supported in the key event(s) of his choosing.
    We are aggressive when we race, but we behave in a courteous and sportsmanlike manner at all times. We also have team training rides that we utilize throughout the season.