Leo the Lion – Tuesday ride commentary
TT’s are the gordian knot of this sport. If I go out hard, I’m basically walking at the end. I literally have no idea. At this point I’m embarrassed to put on my aero helmet, skinsuit, and disk. I should just ride a trike. HELP!!
As for Tuesday, awesome ride as always. I collapsed on Gates, but the sprint was fun. It was myself, Monster Mike and Jake the Snake, who had apparently applied his anti-wheelsucking cologne with Don’s paint sprayer. I could not breath. It was ridiculous as he yelled at me to grab his wheel on the downhill after I dragged his sorry ass to the top. I could barely hear him over my own wretching. Anyway, we worked really hard and dropped the skinny guy in the strange kit who climbs like a cabroni. I attacked those two chumps at the flats, but they went by me at the end and Monster destroyed Snake in a super smack down.